*You praise your 2 year old with a high five for going "#2" in the Wendy's restroom
*Your baby spits up on you and you don't even bother to wipe it off
*You consider 5 minutes an extra long shower
*The number of nights you get up with a child in the night is greater than the number of nights you sleep through the night
*Going grocery shopping by yourself is considered a break!
*You sway side to side even when you aren't holding a child
*You think Netflix is the greatest invention ever! (Because this means you get to see the new movies before they are considered 'the classics')
*You have the theme songs to every Disney, PBS and Noggin show memorized
*You quote your kids movies in every day conversation
*You find diapers on sale and think to yourself, "who should I call to share the great news?"
*It's a successful day if you shower before noon (never mind actually doing your hair and putting on make-up)
*You are not just happy but ecstatic for your newest discovery that your oldest can now buckle both him and his little sister in their carseats!!!
6 comments:
I love it! And I can totally relate to the spit up thing. I can clearly remember the day that Jonah spit up on me and I just shrugged and thought, "Eh." What are you gonna do, right? :) You are a great mom, Sarah! Thanks for the laugh!
Haha, SO TRUE!!! This post totally made me smile, thanks :-D
my life in a nut shell!
*giggle*
so true.
This totally made me laugh! So true.
From my day today you could add....
You allow your child to throw up on you because it will be easier to clean up then if you push him off your lap onto the carpet.
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