*You praise your 2 year old with a high five for going "#2" in the Wendy's restroom
*Your baby spits up on you and you don't even bother to wipe it off
*You consider 5 minutes an extra long shower
*The number of nights you get up with a child in the night is greater than the number of nights you sleep through the night
*Going grocery shopping by yourself is considered a break!
*You sway side to side even when you aren't holding a child
*You think Netflix is the greatest invention ever! (Because this means you get to see the new movies before they are considered 'the classics')
*You have the theme songs to every Disney, PBS and Noggin show memorized
*You quote your kids movies in every day conversation
*You find diapers on sale and think to yourself, "who should I call to share the great news?"
*It's a successful day if you shower before noon (never mind actually doing your hair and putting on make-up)
*You are not just happy but ecstatic for your newest discovery that your oldest can now buckle both him and his little sister in their carseats!!!